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Ahhhh Venice! Two of the JL Labs live in Italy and they promised to help hide me. We had a good time drinking Italian wine and feasting on all sorts of pastas and breads. I think I'm in carb overload, but it was worth it. Later, The Italian Labs hid me in a hair salon. All of
a sudden the owner came up to me and started talking to me. I don't
speak Italian so I had no idea what he was saying. I thought he
wanted me to go in the back room and hide so I went back there.
One of the workers grabbed me and put me in a salon chair. I tried
telling them that I was a Lab and therefore didn't need any stinkin' wash
and set, but they kept pushing me down in the chair over my protests.
I think the salon owners were in cahoots with the Labs on the bus. The bus pulls up at the corner by the salon and all the bus Labs pile out. They were planning on going house to house, building to building to find me! This was the closest they had gotten to me since I first took the Woodie. One thing about looking like this, I was able to walk right past them without them recognizing me. I stole on the bus and shredded their passports and dog licenses. That should slow them down a bit. I ran to the Woodie and beat a fast track out of town. In the next small town they had a fountain. I waited until dark to jump in; washing that ridiculous stuff off of me. It was good to be myself again.
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I love Italian food. I wasn't worried that Venice was sinking because
I was in the Woodie. Those things can go anywhere! 
the bus arrived and we laughed when we saw it going in the wrong direction.
I think they were still recovering from all that beer in Germany.
Can you imagine all the potty stops that bus has to make in a day?
Look what they did to me!!! My goodness all the other Labs in the
world are going to laugh at me! I look like a freak!