If you've been visiting my page for any length of time you know what kind of vehicle I was driving.  My mom was writing a children's book about some of my adventures and had emailed that company for permission to use that vehicle in my stories. I mean come on, who wouldn't want me giving them free advertising?  I guess that company didn't.  They told my mom "you must delete all references to **** in your story, if you do publish it or even put it on the internet. If you do not do this, it would be considered to be infringement and we would have to take action."  Well!

Mom was pretty upset when she called me on the cell phone and told me to get rid of the vehicle.  So I drove to the Grand Canyon and parked the vehicle as close to an edge as I could.  I weighed the accelerator down with a large rock, then put the vehicle in drive. 

I couldn't help myself, I yipped a couple of times as it sailed over the edge and crashed into the rocks below.  Then I decided that doing this would add just enough insult to the vehicle.

Mom called again to find out where I was.  I told her what I had done but then it dawned on me that I was now without wheels.  Mom said she would make arrangements for me to get a new vehicle that I could drive.  She told me a destination and told me to be there in an hour.

I called my friend Puebla who lives in AZ and she came to pick me up.  We drove to where Mom had told me to go and I yipped, yipped, yipped in excitement at what was parked there.

My very own car!!!

I couldn't believe I had my own car!  No more of that other vehicle that drove like a tank!

I swear I chased my tail for a good 5 minutes after realizing it was mine all mine.

I jumped in, started it up, waved goodbye to Puebla and hit the road.

**** vehicle name that starts with the eighth letter of the alphabet which is marketed by a company who uses the seventh and eighteenth letters of the alphabet.